Infinity of Worlds

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umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

(Source: oujij)

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

why would anyone want to watch their boy- or girlfriend fuck their wallet???

(Source: elputasoguey)

(Source: fauxhawks)

Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain

- Jack Kerouac (via backtowoodstock)

natitheking16:

welcometothesherlockparademcr:

Im done

my smoke detector went off

oh it was that burn

(Source: thisyearsboy)

gifak-net:

[video] Brave Baby Elephant

gifak-net:

[video] Brave Baby Elephant

twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

(Source: tokkoyami)

softpunklashton:

delilahmidnight:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIMETHIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.

God damn….

(Source: anatomyofmelancholy)

Jul 9

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(Source: ejective)